POLLY NOT THE TRUE LEADER

POLLY NOT THE TRUE LEADER

While attending a funeral today I was approached and told on no uncertain terms that Polly the Wally is not the leader of inchgarth but his long term partner Andy Pandy, we have been told he is the real brains of the outfit and the person behind the successful Aberdeen Airport 50 grand giveaway bid and does most of the planning at inchgarth behind the scenes.

Our source pointed us to the STV News where this quote was given on the 23 rd of November and in an interview there he said; “I got an MBE, but it was just my face on the stamp.” So that’s what he meant he did’nt really deserve it, it was all down to other peoples efforts, NO SURPRISE THERE THEN!

So that means Andy Pandy will be next to get his MBE and maybe a Burgess award just for good measure we wish him well, hes a nice lad really although he”ll have his work cut out trying to get his cry baby buddy under some sort of control.