HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE FROM YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL.
*** UPDATE; We forgot to mention the sweetie shoppie apparently it does a roaring trade!***
HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE FROM YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL.
Our story starts with an empty building, the building has to be large and within an important strategic position, if it’s within a socially deprived area the “How to make a fortune from your local council”, will be spot on.
You then request starting a social gathering spot for the buildings local area, the council in their stampede to give you the empty building also offer you;
- FREE ELECTRIC
- FREE RENT
- FREE WATER
- FREE PHONE CHARGES
- INCLUDING INTERNET
- FREE INTERNAL REPAIRS
O.K., you now have the complete facility to start hauling in the mazula, Big Time!
You start by filling up your building with up to 30 groups per day and levy a nominal fee which you are positive you will alter quickly and use any old excuse to raise once you get the group into your building. Your initial charge per visit is a nominal £25 per group per visit.
You decide a good idea would be kiddies parties and the levy for this could be around £70 for each party.
You find over a little time that you are getting footfall of around 3,500 people per week coming into your building and these people have to pay around £2 – £3 per visit.
You decide to make a facility point for coffee, tea, cakes, biscuits, crisps, etc… and you find the average person spends around £3 per visit.
You also find you can con further afield by filling in charity forms and bursaries by telling blatant lies, after all who is going to question a Council community centre whether they are legal or not? We now know that although you are not a charity, you can tell people you are a charity and contributors and blue chip companies will dish out huge checks under the impression you really must be a charity, after all you did say you were so it must be true.
You also know that all councillors and in this case all council employees will be forced to turn a blind eye, after all you have people who have learning difficulties and also people in wheelchairs who can give you credence in all your money extortion tricks. You know you are not really bothered as it’s more mazula.
***********************The money pit!
O.K. let’s take a little conservative look at an annual turnover in our scheme to rip of the voting public, (cough! local council?);
I have 30 groups paying me a fee of £25 per visit, which means over a year that may amount to around £273,750
I have around 15 kiddies parties a week at £70 each party, which means over a year that may amount to around £50,400
I have around 3,500 footfall visitors per week who must pay around £3 per visit which means over a year that may amount to £504,000
The average person who visits also visits the coffee shop and spends around £3 per visit which means over a year that may amount to around £500,000
These are the bare facts, I have not considered extra visitors,private functions or visiting parties or the everlasting stream of dignitaries who have also been conned into thinking association with your money making factory is in their best interest, so at a quick count, your now in a position to be raking in the enormous sum of;
£1,328,150 or ; One million three hundred and twenty eight thousand and one hundred and fifty pounds.
This does not include corporate companies who are fed the story that they could become a sponsor to be included in all the privileges of the centre with a minimal cost of around £3000 each.
Of course you must keep quiet about the idea of becoming an official registered charity as you will then have to open your books to forensic examination.
It helps of course if you have a partner who knows a little bit about accounting.
Once you get established you can always take over the community council so that you can legally donate their bank account back into your little empire.
Not forgetting the council are also paying you(£12,000 for example), and also paying your maintenance fees of around £100,000 a year.
Just remember you simply apply to a charitable body to get any funding you need to improve your facilities without touching your income and to maximise your overall massive profits – the loophole to get money from these different bodies is to tell them you are a charity or charitable association as the tax incentives are enormous, and talking about tax – this subject will be studied in our next expose!
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