Murph the Smurph Next Scottish Labour Leader.
It shows just how desperate the Labour party north and south that Murphy is the only candidate worth considering.
Of course he’s not the best by a long shot but as no-one else wants to be a leader of a party that can’t even guarantee winning their own seat.
Polling has shown labour voters are so fed up with their lot they have very little idea themselves who should take over the reins.
Gordon the liar Brown seems to be their best bet but he’s done his bit for queen and Westminster that he won’t want to be reminded every day of the deeds he has done for the next five years so he’s out of the running as well besides the SNP would love to have him to focus Scott’s voters minds on.